TRUTH: We have the smartest and best looking people in the world, including Scarlett Johansson.
TRUTH: We have the world's best and most diverse restaurant scene. There are 23,499 here. You can eat at a different restaurant every night for the next 64.38 years.
TRUTH: Our public transit system is better than yours. Six hundred and sixty miles of tracks running 24 hours a day.
TRUTH: Speaking of tracks, you may have heard this little ditty Jay-Z and Alicia Keys wrote about us a few years ago?
We host the world's largest tech meetup at 21,000 members. (It helps that Meetup was started here.) We're home to fresh, big name companies like Tumblr, Foursquare, Gilt, and Etsy. There's a thriving tech and entrepeneurial community made up of a lot of passionate people.
We're a group of companies all offering to pay $5,000 to help great people move to New York. If you're a talented designer, engineer, or hustler we'll give you a job and pay for you to move to the greatest city in the world.
Go ahead and apply: chances are that between the 7 of us we'll find a spot for you.